character - Self

character - Hulk

character - Raul

character - Douglas (voice)

character - Mythrol

character - Francis Ford Coppola

character - Wayne Lapotka

character - Duncan (voice)

character - El Fuego (voice)

character - Ray

character - Justin

character - Horatio Sanz

character - Juan

character - Luis

character - Self - Panelist

character - Frank Falco

character - Dr. Horowitz

character - Allistair,Knight #1, Gorgeous, Mud Dad

character - Self

character - Self

character - Hector

character - Sancho Panza

character - Hugo

character - Cabana Man

character - Mr. Thorpe

character - Heywood Morris

character - Latin Kings Gang Leader (voice)

character - Craig

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Principal Crowe

character - Self

character - Various

character - Gen. Santa Anna

character - Self

character - Duncan (voice)

character - Max

character - Worker (voice)

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Darryl Drummond

character - Victor Ramos

character - Aide on Balcony

character - Doctor

character - Barely Attractive Guy

character - Tony

character - Winslow

character - Various (archive footage)

character - Glenn Cordoba

character - Gallery Owner

character - Armando

character - The Mayor

character - Enmebaragesi

character - Various (archive footage)

character - Horatio Sanz

character - Horatio

character - Lead Singer

character - Ready Eddie

character - Maynard

character - Diego

character - Andy's doppleganger

character - Santos (uncredited)

character - Mr. Newirth

character - Vic Ramalot

character - Nick Ragoni

character - Self / Various Characters (archive footage)

character - Horatio Vallejo (voice)

character - Dance Instructor

character - Steve

character - Ron Jeremy (archive footage) (uncredited)

character - Plumber

character - DJ Desmond Peyton

character - French Toast Guy

character - Self

character - Orderly

character - Self - Guest

character - Self - Various Characters

character - Self - Cameo (uncredited)

character - Bum

character - Self / Various